My posh name is "Kanani" it means "The beautiful one," and that I know I am! (but my friends call my Zeus.) I'm here to confess ... it's 7 days since I last escaped, they think they have won and blocked me in, how stupid are they both? I watched Mrs S on her hands and knees under bushes and behind big plant pots, I giggled cos couldn't get out again, and she says I have a fat arse!!
I'll lead them into a false sense of security for a few more days, wait until the Lawton spy is not in the caravan and then I'll be off on another adventure ... Mummy Sammi won't come with me cos she loves Mrs S, but maybe baby Meerah will if no one is looking ... she's fun! Shhhh don't tell the Stanleys!!!!