"Twoday we did going to the doggy toy shop. And I did find the loves of my lifes. A big red monkey thingy with a squeak in dis red belly. I want, I want ..... but Stevie said no!!!!! I pleaded and hung on to his lubbly red leg .... but then "she" said no two and took him off of me. I is gutted, I had a special Sammi strop, I is so not a happy puppy! "She" said it was two much money and "they" would be breaking it ... NOOOOoooo. I want, I want, but I didn't get, so if you be in the doggy toy shop you get it for me? I give you big kisses ... I will, I promise!
They got me green monster thingy instead .... I don't like it!!!!"